当大姨妈来敲门的影视台词

当大姨妈来敲门的影视台词

每个月总有那么几天，寂寞的卵子等不到属于她的那颗精子。就会席卷子宫内膜，幻化成一道红色的闪电，香消玉殒。这闪电，便是大姨妈的化身！ 女人，作为这个地球上最高端最大气的生物。她们温柔.善良.美丽.大方。 她们与玫瑰唯一不同的区别就是：她们更善解人意。但是这个每个月总有那么几天流血不止却不死的生物，男人们不要认为她们很坚强。她们需要的是你的体贴，你的关心，你的呵护。大部分女生在来大姨妈的时候就像一座活火山一样。脾气暴躁，腰酸，背痛，腹胀，腹痛。站着，躺着，坐着，各种姿势都不爽，随时可能会暴发。 作为男人，首先要知道的是，别光只会说：“ 哎，多喝水啊。” 感冒了让她多喝水，上火了让她多喝水，大姨妈来了让她多喝水 ，就连她口腔溃疡的时候也让她多喝水。你当你自己女朋友是水桶吗? 你可以试着这样作 ： ①：尽量让着她，经期3~7天不放假已经是劳动法的BUG了，请不要试着触碰家法。 ②：尽量逗她开心，写情书讲冷笑话送鲜花诸如此类等等等等，总之就是要像逮住G点一样抓住他的笑点。 ③：别让她吃现在不该吃的东西,火锅？Pass！麻辣烫？Pass！冰淇淋？Pass！辛辣生冷等刺激性食物该Pass的都要Pass这一点坚决不能惯着她 ④：可以的话，洗碗，洗衣服，洗床单被罩，除了洗澡她可以自力更生之外，和沾凉水的火都因该而且必须是你的。 ⑤：督促她穿暖和一点，帮他热敷小肚子（子宫外部）这有助于缓解子宫痉挛。 ⑥：学会计算经期，小学不及格也不重要，网上有排卵期和安全期计算器的哦。 ⑦：了解一些日常卫生巾的牌子，日用还是月用，长还是短。如果缺了，去买！别不好意思！总之你的所作所为都是在发至内心的告诉她：你 爱 她！ 话说回来，没有男友的姑娘们也不需顾影自怜，在特殊的日子里，请你比平常更爱惜自己，没有人逗你开心，那就躺下来好好休息，手不能沾凉水时，家务就过几天再做，没有人冲牛奶.红糖水，那么就试着自己来。当然，即使你很坚强，但请记住，也许就在某一天，你的爱情会如约而至 ，那时请把以上建议给他看，并告诉他你这些年来的委屈，相信你以后的人生旅途里会得到满满的关心和祝福。 There is always a few days each month, lonely eggs before that sperm belongs to her. Will be sweeping the endometrium, turning into a bolt of lightning, the red death incense. The lightning, is the embodiment of the big aunt! Women, as one of the most high-end atmosphere life on this earth. They are gentle. Good. Beautiful. Easy. And rose, the only difference is different: they are more considerate. But the bleeding every month there is always a few days but undead creatures, men don't think they are strong. They need your thoughtfulness, your concern, your care. When most of the girls to the big aunt like an active volcano. Grumpy, lumbar acid, backache, abdominal distension, abdominal pain. Standing, lying, sitting, various postures are uncomfortable and may occur at any time. As a man, the first thing to know is, don't light said: "ah, drink water more ah." Caught a cold let her drink more water, irritated that let her drink more water, big aunt to let her drink more water, even when her oral ulcer is let her drink more water. Do you when your girlfriend is a bucket? You can try this way: (1) : as far as possible let her menstrual period 3 ~ 7 days don't have a holiday is the labor law of the BUG, please don't try to touch the French. (2) : try to make her laugh, write love letter tell cold jokes to send flowers such as these, etc., etc., in short, is to like catch the g-spot through his joke. (3) : don't let her eat should not eat, now hot pot? Pass!!! Malatang? Pass!!! Ice cream? Pass!!! Spicy cold etc excitant food must Pass the Pass this resolute can't spoil her (4) : if you can, to wash dishes, wash clothes, to wash the quilt sheets, besides can bathe her self-reliance, touch cold water and fire are should and must be you. (5) : to urge her to wear warm, hot compress stomach for him (external) of uterus which will help to ease the cramps. 6: learn to calculate period, failed in the primary school is not important, there are ovulating and safety period calculators oh. 7: to understand some daily sanitary napkin brand, daily or monthly, long or short. If missing, buy! Don't be shy! Anyway you have done is in to tell her: you love her! Then again, no boyfriend, the girls do not have to be sorry, in the special day, you are more than usual care yourself, no one to make you happy, then lie down and have a good rest, hands can not touch cold water, household chores would do it again in a few days, no one washed milk. Brown sugar water, then try to myself. Even if you are strong, of course, but remember, may be one day, you promise to love, then please give him the advice above, and tell him your grievances over the years, believe that you will get later life journey full of care and blessings.